Sexy Advent Calendars that Will Make Your Month *Extra* Horny
If you haven't already ordered your advent calendars for the season, wyd?? Unfortunately, as the month progresses, a lot of advent calendars have already sold out. But don't stress, you can still snag one, even if you procrastinated until basically the last minute.
Instead of investing in your usual cheese or chocolate number though, allow me to put you on to something a lil more sensual that you can surprise yourself or partner with: a sex advent calendar.
Filled with sex toys, lube, and maybe even some lingerie, sex advent calendars are very much A Thing and will definitely make your holiday season more buzz-y than any cheese or wine could. (No offense to my loves gouda and pinot noir.)
Luckily, you have some sex-themed advent calendar options already available for you, and we've curated a list of them below. Also, think about this: even if you can't snag a pre-made advent calendar, you can always buy sex toy gift sets and wrap each item up for a DIY approach to sexy advent calendars. I mean, sometimes you gotta get creative, right?
So here are nine of our faves you can snag this year, from kinky bondage sets to romantic advent calendars and more.
Lovehoney Oh! 30 Nights of Hot Sex Kinky Calendar
If you're looking to spice things up, this 30-day advent calendar is sure to give you some inspo. Each day, you and your partner can open the window and see what sex position, sex act, or other intimate activity you can get up to that night. And while a lot of them are sexy, some of them are more about feeling close to your partner. One reviewer writes, "There are a good mix of romantic and saucy intimacy suggestions."
Adam and Eve The Complete Lovers Kit
Okay, so it's not an advent calendar in the traditional sense, but don't let that dissuade you. This bestselling sex toy kit from Adam and Eve has *plenty* to keep you busy all month long. We're talking a multi-speed vibrator, a penis ring, anal beads, and more. You could pop them each into a box and open one per day if you're really into that advent calendar feel.
24 Nights of Christmas Lingerie Advent Calendar Set
Look, we all have lingerie we love, but sometimes you need to mix things up — and this lingerie advent calendar on Etsy is perf for that. It comes with 24 items, including bralettes, panties, and other fun goodies.
Secret Kisses Erotic Adventure Set
This seven-day advent calendar has everything you need for a seriously sexy week. Lacy blindfold? Check. Pretty wrist cuffs? Check. Silky rope? Check. We foresee lots of fun in your future with this sexy set.
Goodhead Sensations Kit
Take your oral sex game to the next level with this six-piece kit. It has gels and sprays for all kinds of sensations, from warming to cooling to tingling, plus a vibrating cock ring. And did we mention it's less than $30??
Bondage Kit
If you and your partner are into bondage, this is the gift set for you. It comes with 11 pieces, including handcuffs, a flogger, nipple clamps, and other goodies. You can pace yourself by opening just one item per day like an advent calendar, but we think you might want to put these items to use ASAP.
24 Days of Sex Advent Calendar
This one is more of a "stocking-stuffer" quality calendar, but for under $10, it's an easy buy. Plus, the reviews say it's full of "fun, sexy, and creative ideas," so you still get that steamy vibe for cheaper than your Starbucks order. While it doesn't have the classic little door thing most advent calendars tend to, there is a prompt for every day leading up to Christmas.
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