What We Can Learn from Our 2000s Beauty Mistakes
The lifecycle of a beauty hack, trend, or â€œitâ€ product is a ruthless one. Whatâ€™s in today can easily become a relic tomorrow. But part of what makes beauty fun in the first place is looking back at what used to be cool, even if itâ€™s deemed completely cringe now. Hence, the millions of â€œI canâ€™t believe we used to do this to our facesâ€ posts on social media or the â€œHow I Used to Do My Makeupâ€ tag on YouTube. But as obvious as some of these beauty mistakes were â€”and let us call them what they are: mistakesâ€” there was once a time when even the most outrageous rituals had a place in our routine.
Rachel Weingarten, a beauty historian, says this is all par for the course in beauty. The concept of cringing over our past appearances wasnâ€™t invented in the 2020s, although the new terminology mightâ€™ve been. The truth of the matter is, very few people emerge from any era unscathed by beauty trends. She points to Jackie Kennedy, 1960s elegance icon, as one of the few whose looks has survived the test of time. â€œThe reason that someone like Jackie always looked perfect was that, for better or worse, she almost always looked the same,â€ Weingarten says. â€œAside from her White House days as First Lady when she was married to JFK, her hair was almost always the same length, her glasses were large and oversized, and even her pants and tops were the same proportion. She found the look that worked best for her and stuck to it. That's an option for everyone, but is it fun? Not even a little.â€
You know what is fun? Spraying lemon juice in your hair on a beach day and seeing if you can DIY your own highlights or crimping the absolute life out of your hair before a high school dance. But like so many beloved beauty hacks of years past, the speed, ease, and bargain price point tend to come with consequences. Sometimes in the form of orange highlights. For example, it may seem cheaper and more efficient to use hairspray as setting spray (a beauty trick originating among the drag queen community thatâ€™s gained populous traction in the past few years), but the potential problems outweigh its benefits. In that case, potential results include irritation, rashes, and clogged pores. It seems most disastrous beauty hacks, particularly from the early aughts, seem to involve something being employed in a way other than its intended use.
Weingarten cites using tape on the delicate eye area to create a catâ€™s eye effect as a perfect example. â€œYou should never sacrifice your skin's wellbeing for a temporary beauty fix,â€ she says. â€œI would see people yank off the tape and proudly show off great eyelinerâ€¦ along with a red and irritated delicate eye area.â€
â€œWe are absolutely making similar beauty mistakes now, though some of our goofs are now more permanent. It's easier to spot things like really bad cosmetic surgery and over-Botoxed faces on celebrities, but not on themselves,â€ says Weingarten. To demonstrate how fast things change she says, â€œThe duck lips we now avoid were once a novelty.â€ Many have moved on from that look but she continues, â€œThe incredibly poofed up faces with too many fillers is already a dated look, but we haven't quite figured it out yet.â€ People in glass houses and such.
Perhaps we can use the embarrassment of the 00â€™s craziest trends to humble us. We can look back on our time in the skinny eyebrow trenches to make better choices and approach new beauty trends with the knowledge weâ€™ve earned. Itâ€™s important to note that participating in some trends might have a longer tail than others. Trying a new lip color is always low risk, even if you discover that brown lipstick isnâ€™t for you. But when it comes to Botox and fillers, maybe think of it as more akin to plucking your own eyebrows or using a 450Â° flat iron every day (as so many of us did in the early 2000s). Go slow and proceed with caution, with the knowledge that certain choices can take time and patience to undo if the tide turns on a trend.
â€œWe are absolutely making similar beauty mistakes now, though some of our goofs are now more permanent.â€
â€œWhile we can kid each other about beauty trends, we're right on track for making the same silly choices,â€ says Weingarten. So if you ever feel bad about not participating in a beauty trend, have some reassurance that you might thank your present self in the future. But human beings are doomed to repeat the past, everything will eventually make a comeback. (See: platform flip-flops, butterfly clips, and even duck nails.)